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ART: Chip'n'Dales!Sam & Dean

Via [info]potteread.

I challenge everyone who sees this to post a gorgeous picture of Jared or Jensen (or both!) in your LJ today.



I figured someone else could post the serious pictures.
Of course, my inner hp_Beholders fan saw opportunity here, so you get a drawwble too.

Sam's Distraction(NWS) )

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RE4: Leon/Luis NWS

I've brought you all Resident Evil Porn! I doubt a lot of you on my flist have played the 4th game, so here's a short vid on youtube of Leon and Luis' first meeting- A little Rough, don't you think? Oh Luis, you don't even have to own slash-goggles to find that line interesting. Never mind the fact that he just came out of the closet in bondage.

Leon S. Kennedy/Luis Sera (NC17) )

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Current Music: To Be Loved- Papa Roach
Like a creep with a trench-coat

The hp_beholder fest has revealed it's participants. Of course, I immediately looked to see if [info]fanlay had done the writing (in addition to the art) for my gift. I'm sorry to say that (to my knowledge)[info]fanlay does not in fact have superhuman abilities to make both awesome fic and art, but has instead come into an unholy alliance with writer [info]lookfar. I was absolutely spoiled by these two, and I urge you once again to take a looked at their combined effort A Fish May Marry a Bird

And now I get to take credit for La Petite Mort! When I saw these two characters on [info]vissy's wishlist (even before it was assigned to me) I said, "I want that! That's what I want to do." Boy was I lucky to have them assigned to me, I don't know if I'd have been able to get my mind to switch tracks. Ghost-sex is awesome.

Title: La Petite Mort
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Fat Friar/Bloody Baron
Warnings: Ghostly genitals, blowjob
Summary: Some of Hogwarts most archaic residents are just addicted to death.
Artist's Notes: When I saw this list of all these fantastic characters and Vissy's additional likes I wanted to do everything. Unfortunately, these guys didn't leave room in my head for anything else. Hopefully next time they'll save some space for Snape.
La Petite Mort )
As a side note- I had a heck of a time trying to figure out what the Baron should be wearing. The last book gives evidence that the Baron was alive at the time of the founders (about a 1000 years ago) and my admittedly basic research tells me that; besides the wardrobe of that time being pretty shabby, the title of Baron wasn't even introduced until around 30 years after The Bloody Baron's death.

So I decided that basing anything on JKR's math skills was pure folly and instead modeled him after Louis XIV of France. Can't remember why, but at least it looks good.

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Current Mood: amused
Sirry Sketch

I just rediscovered RenRen, and OMG it's so awesome! I just had to draw some Sirry art myself. Except, this is the first time I've drawn Sirius and his face isn't even showing. Haha, Oh well.

Cut for Sirius/Harry Lovin (NC17) )

P.s.- You can find links to RenRen's Adult sites by going under Links/Bookmark and finding the banners for Honey Moon, and JT Lovers. Also, the top pic of Harry takes you to RenRen Mobile, which seems to mostly be previews of stuff on the other sites.

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Current Mood: artistic
Current Music: Kronos Quartet- Crimin' and Dealin'
HPart: Crucio!

This picture is killing me. I hate it, but I feel like I've been working on it for too long to give up now. I was going to wait until it was 100% complete before posting, but I'm not sure if that's ever going to happen, so here's the lineart.

Pairing:Harry/Voldemort
Rating: NC17
Warnings: Nudity, sadomasochism
A/n: I got the idea for this about a year ago. Maybe while reading BeatDobby's Ineluctability, since the idea is similar to one of the scenes. The Cruciatus does seem to be Voldy's favorite spell after all.
Crucio! )
This is about the third time I've tried to draw this scene, but it probably won't be the last.

Current Mood: discontent
Voldemort/Harry ART

This is a colored version of Devilishly Handsome sans the religious theme. So, the title doesn't really work anymore, but I'm to lazy to come up with something better.
Oh, and I'm also too lazy to draw legs properly. Use your imagination.

Voldemort/Harry (NC17) )

Hey, have some classical music while you're at it.
In the Hall of the Mountain King by Edvard Grieg.
You'll probably recognize this song when you hear it, people use it everywhere. I myself think of it as the Sonic the Hedgehog theme song. I still love it though, it's so dramatic.

Current Mood: blah
Current Music: In the Hall of the Mountain King - Edvard Grieg
HPART- Devilishly Handsome XD

OMG so tired, I couldn't sleep last night so I stayed up drawing this. I'm not really sure what's going on, Harry's expression confuses me. Voldemort was looking even more evil than normal so I was doodling some horns on him and decided to leave them and make Harry an angel to even things out. If I make this into a full color pic I'll take it out. The whole thing makes me want to have a caption contest, it's so weird.
Oh yeah, I wanted to say FORESHORTENING IS A BITCH! Kicked my ass, I spent more than an hour on Volder's neck and it still sucks.
...crap I forgot to downsize it... okay got it.
Voldemort/Harry(NC17) )

ART: sunandsmut entry: TRAITOR

[info]sunandsmut has just revealed it's participants so go check out my entry!

TITLE: TRAITOR
PAIRING: Snape/Harry
RATING: NC17
WARNINGS: Hate!Sex, blood/knifeplay

While you're at it go check out my gift fic - An Answer to the Darkest Times by [info]iheartbowie ♥ mmmm, somnophilia ♥

This was my first fest and it was quite an experience. Usually I can just scrap a project if I don't like where it's going, but since I had to stick to it I ended up redrawing the entire scene about 4 times. At first it was a generic James/Snape on the grounds of hogwarts, but Snape looked too old so I decided it was Harry/Snape. And why would they be doing it on the grounds? Maybe Spinner's End? And Harry would ambush him! In the kitchen, with the knife! Now with a story in mind it becomes more than a picture, but a picture worth a thousand words! lol*LAME* Then it was this trippy mess because I suck at perspective, so I had to redraw the whole thing.

I'll admit I might have gone a bit overboard with the level of finish, but I'm a big fan of [info]froggie and really wanted them to like it! (and I'm pretty sure they do *glee*) So yeah, I just about killed myself making the thing.
The funny thing is that I only joined the fest because [info]froggie made a post about it. Haha, whatever.

ART- Little Hats

Sometimes I'm so lame it's painful. Now, my friends, is one of those times. I've made a sequel of sorts to HP in Wland, except this time my playful side decided to come out.
So, I had Snape and Harry thumb-nailed early on while I was making HPnWL and decided to come back to it, but it looked lopsided so I added some more characters. I'd like to say I chose Fred&George because I love FG/H/S,(which I do!) but the process was closer to throwing a dart at a map. (or [info]faynia's HP to Alice character list to be exact) This is when my subconscious decided to step in and say 'Hey, you know what Fred would do if he was the Mad Hatter? He'd try to measure Harry's head for a hat.' Which sounded okay at the time, but now... *so embarrassed*

Title: Little Hats
Rated: R
Pairing: Alice!Harry/Caterpillar!Snape Mad Hatter!Fred and March Hare!George
Warnings: Implied underage, inter-species, incestuous foursome. Also, there are bloomers.
Summary: This is a companion piece to Harry Potter's Adventures in Wonderland.
A/N: After convincing Snapillar that 3 inches really was a dreadful height to be our heros set out on a shopping trip that takes an unexpected turn.

HPnWL2- Little Hats (PG13) )

ART: Harry Potter's Adventures in Wonderland

Woo, it's been awhile, but I've finally got something! Normally I'd want to say something about how this is a new coloring style and blah blah, but I don't think I've actually used the same style twice so I'll try to stop mentioning it, kay? Anyway I think everyone will love this, it's definitely worth the wait!

Title: Harry Potter's Adventures in Wonderland
Rated: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Warnings: Underage, cross-dressing, inter-species, and if you care about the backstory then intoxication, and possible dub-con (or not, choose whichever back-story from the A/N you like more)
Summary: This is obviously an Alice in Wonderland/HP fusion.
A/N: I had a lot of different ideas for this- (none of which I ended up illustrating sadly) Harry could be making a potion and inhale these purple fumes then have this elaborate fantasy, or Snape could be making the potion and deliberately blow the fumes at Harry, (like the caterpillar in disney) and have his wicked way with him while he's under whatever various effects you can imagine stemming from a magical psychoactive drug.

Come on, you know you want to! )ETA: Here's a link to the companion piece Little Hats!

PORN! Something's in the water

Hot off the press it's ... this should have an awesome title dammit! (suggestions are welcome)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Cedric/Fleur, Harry/Merman, implied Viktor/blow-up doll!Hermione, Gabrielle/Squid
Warnings: het(OMG het!), slash, inter-species, chan, oh and crack I guess :P
Oh my gosh it looks big.
Oooo, here's a preview!
Now I shall have my celebratory cookie!
Under the sea )
BTW, what was up with all the Triwizard Tasks being almost impossible to see for the spectators? On the account of there being no unbiased eyewitnesses, we'll just say that this is what really happened.

EDIT: Now with with 90% less chaffing!

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ART: Contrast

I decided to go ahead and make that Harry & Voldemort sketch into a finished piece after changing their poses a bit. Thank god I did! In comparison the sketch looks absolutely horrible! Lol, I have no idea why I thought it looked so good before. Maybe I was already imagining what it would look like finished when I was looking at the sketch.
Harry & Voldemort (R) )
Anyway, I really like that way that this turned out. I’m trying out a new way of coloring right now, and I hope you like it because I find it very easy to do! :P

ART- Harry

Here’s a quick sketch I did today.
HPArt- Harry & Voldemort(R) )
I haven’t decided if I’ll make it into a full picture yet, I kind of like the way it is now. I’m starting to think that my usual style is too stuffy and time consuming, but my quick coloring jobs are pretty bland as you see. I’m curious what other people think, so please share your opinions!

ART: would have posted this sooner but I had to ask my mommy what a joined-together 'f' looked like.

As promised, I present to you the lovely boy-who-lived.

HPArt- Pinup Boy(R) )
This was inspired by tons of stuff, the main being the woman in the red dress from The Matrix. Which, if you think about it, actually puts me into the place of Mouse lusting after his own creation. Think whatever you like about that.

This was also inspired by The Model Student by slytherinandproud, and somebody's ebay vintage pinups for the foldy look (which I think looks super neat ^_^)

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ART: Taking Heaven

blejfhg! I'm retarded. I've had this pic uploaded forever and completely forgot about it... oh well, no one really cares anyway.
This is fanart for Weapon by Jade Tatsu, so it's a bit of a spoiler. This is rated R for nudity.
HPArt- Taking Heaven(R) )

Merry Chistmas Professor fanart post

After I read Merry Chistmas Professor by [info]ravenrosebud(which I believe is NC-17)I just had to draw some art for it.
HPArt-Do Ya Think I'm Sexy(R) )

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I'm the queen of run-on sentences because I really like them and its not like it really matters!

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Okay so it turns out that this random person who asked my mother to ask me to draw a picture of her kitten has started to bitch at my mom about it not being done (or even started really) So I decided to dedicate this weekend to drawing sooooo I FINISHED A PICTURE OF TOM RIDDLE! HAHA YAAAY!
I didn't even pick up the preliminary drawing I did for the kitten. You know I probably would have, but hearing that this bitch couldn't even wait a week for a picture of her stupid ass pet when we hadn't even arranged a deadline and decided to take it out poor mummy just did not make me want to do it at all. YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ME YOU BITCH!
Right so, what else? I went to see Nanny McPhee (mommy's been bugging me to see it with her since it came out) but I don't really feel like talking about it. The movie was exactly like I thought it would be from the previews.
This picture isn't the one I just finished (I'd like to look at it again tomorrow and prolly post it then)
it's another Harry in lingerie because I had decided that in the last one Harry wasn't slytherin enough to really be classified as a HP/LV Harry. If that didn't make sense then you don't read enough fanfiction.
HPArt- Lounge(R) )

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